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Roast my resume — blunt feedback before you apply

Paste your resume and get a constructive roast: first impression, weak bullets, and formatting risks. It is AI opinion, not career advice, and we do not store the text. Sign up free if you want to fix the issues in Wizume's builder.

Roast my resume — no account needed

Paste your resume or upload a .txt file. You get a blunt, useful critique — then a free account if you want to fix it in the builder.

At least 200 characters. PDF and DOCX stay in the signed-in importer.

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What the roast covers

The tool streams four notes: an overall verdict, headline and summary hooks, experience-bullet critique, and formatting/ATS risks. It uses only the text you paste. It will not invent employers, metrics, or skills, and it does not claim Greenhouse, Lever, or Workday certification.

Anonymous use is rate-limited by network so OpenAI cost cannot run away. PDF and DOCX import stay on the signed-in dashboard — here you paste text or upload a .txt file.

Then fix it in the builder

A roast is a critique, not a rewrite. Create a free account to import the resume, improve bullets with AI, run a JD-weighted ATS score, and export a parser-safe PDF.

Pair this page with the keyword checker when you have a specific job posting. The roast is about clarity and evidence; the checker is about overlap with that posting.

Honest limits

Output can be wrong or overly snarky. You remain responsible for what you submit to employers. We do not keep the pasted resume after the response is generated.

If you hit the daily cap, come back later or sign up and edit in the builder without waiting on this public tool.

Why candidates choose Wizume

  • Single-column, ATS-readable templates
  • AI bullet improvements and job tailoring
  • ATS score against real job descriptions
  • PDF export free; DOCX on Pro

Frequently asked questions

Is Roast My Resume free?

Yes. Paste text or upload a .txt file with no account. We cap usage per network so the tool stays available. Signing up does not spend an AI credit on this page.

Do you store my resume?

No. The Edge Function reads the text to generate the roast and does not write it to a database. Rate-limit rows store only a hashed network identifier.

Can I upload a PDF?

Not on this public page. Paste the text or a .txt export. After you sign in, the dashboard importer accepts PDF, DOCX, and TXT.

Is this career advice?

No. It is an AI-generated opinion for entertainment and a first-pass critique. Review every suggestion. It cannot guarantee interviews or offers.